Thursday I drove to Stone Mountain Park outside of Atlanta, a pretty easy trip of 205 miles. The Park has some very pretty scenery as shown by Stone Mountain Lake with Stone Mountain in the background.

(Note the two-legged tower on the right side of the picture).
The flora is conifer and deciduous forest with lots of azaleas. The fauna is squirrel. Fowl include geese, robins, cardinals, and other birds I couldn’t identify.
I talked to a Park employee and asked about shuttles from the campground to the hub of the park called “The Crossroads.” He pulled out a piece of paper and saidshuttles ran til 5 and I could catch the shuttle at the registration office. Cool, the office was about a half mile away so I got Shirley all rigged up,

did a week’s worth of laundry and hoofed it down to the registration office. I asked when the next shuttle would leave. Not happenin’. The next shuttle will leave on Saturday because they don’t run on weekdays. I asked how far it was to “The Crossroads” and was told 3 miles. Well golly gosh darn (or something like that).Decision time, I could unhook Shirley and drive down there or I could walk. Shirley needed her beauty rest so I decided to walk. I grabbed a cold drink at the store and set out. I figured I would just follow the signs. Not happenin’. There are no signs. Three people stopped and asked me for directions and I stopped five people and asked them for directions. We were all confused. I followed the majority of cars and came to a hub of streets and figured I must be close. I asked another person how to get to the “Crossroads” and was told to take the next right. Not happenin’.

Street closed. The next person said they thought it was up by Memorial Hall but they didn’t know how to get there. A Park employee said just follow this path around and go up the stairs by Memorial Hall. Not happenin’. There were no stairs on that path. I met two ladies coming down the path and asked them if they knew how to get to Memorial Hall. They said go back down the path and … I chose to continue up the stairless path and BAM! there was Memorial Hall right in front of me with a sign that directed me to go through the Hall to the viewing area.

(Note two-legged tower over the building. That’s the same tower noted before, only three miles closer now).
I went to the door. Not happenin’. Memorial Hall was closed.The nice Georgia State Police troopers who were there investigating a fire alarm said if I went to the SkyRide building I would be able to see the carving on the Mountain. I went to the SkyRide building which houses the aerial tram which uses the two-legged towers. Not happenin’.

The SkyRide building is closed. I said “Well, poop.” or something like that. That reminded me that I needed to get rid of the Diet Coke I drank on my little walk. Seems they don’t sell much Pepsi in Georgia, especially around Atlanta. Not only did I need to flush the Coca Cola (just in case the nice Kansas officer is reading this) out of my system, I needed to get rid of the plastic bottle. There were no trash cans along the three mile route. I found the restrooms between the SkyRide building and Memorial Hall and figured I could get rid of the used Coke and the empty bottle. You guessed it, not happenin’. The restrooms were closed. (No photo). I finally worked my way around Memorial Hall and found an unsigned viewpoint. I was able to see the world’s largest bas relief at last. The carving depicts Jefferson Davis (who is famous because he shares my birthday) on his horse, Little Sorrel; Gen. Robert E. Lee on Traveler; and Gen. Stonewall Jackson on Black Jack.
Note: In real life all three horses were different colors but they

were all gray on the mountain. Note #2: In all honesty I had to Google Stone Mountain to see who the figures were. There were no signs describing the carving’s characters, who carved it or when it was carved. Amazing.
As I was leaving the area I did find one area which was open. This was a circular concrete slab with 25 holes drilled in it at irregular intervals. The slab was surrounded by a white railing, had nice landscaping, and had two pedestals which contained no clue what-so-ever as to why this slab existed. But, by God, it was open!

I returned to my campsite, used the restroom which I knew was open and sat in the Georgia sunshine for a while. Life is good. If the worst thing that happens is a few buildings are closed then life is real good. I was given two very good feet and two healthy legs so if the worst thing that happens is the shuttle doesn’t run on weekdays then life is extremely good. I’m living a dream that 100 million men and boys and women and girls, would love to be able to do.
Life is very good.